Friday, January 12, 2007

Review 108: Pussycat Dolls - Beep

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More music for simple-minded idiots.


Sigh. Sometimes you wonder why you really bother even switching on these damn music channels at all. See, I refuse to listen to the radio, so keeping up to date with current music means having to trawl through the utter crap that MTV and The Box etc bombard stupid kids with. But look on the bright side, without them I would never have heard of half of the things I've reviewed, and THEN where would we be?

Anyway - Pussycat Dolls. Or, to put it another way, The Tall, Attractive (In A "Could Be A Guy Way") Brunette And Her Pointless Partners, who strut and roll around and dance but DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE. Honestly, for those who thought Beyonce was the key wheel in Destiny's Child have seen nothing when it comes to this group. Talk about money for nothing. Unreal.

"Beep", then. So called because it has so many supposed "naughty" words that they felt the need to "Beep" it out before the radio does. Ha ha, isn't that hilarious? Nope, it sure ain't, especially when there's no rhyme on earth that could possibly work for "I don't give a (BEEP), keep looking at my (BEEP), It don't mean a thing if you're looking at my (BEEP) I'm gonna do my thing while you're playing with your (BEEP)".

It just doesn't work. You know, I just cut and pasted that from a website and I already feel the need to go out and kill children. Honestly, what kind of DRIVEL are people buying these days? Not to mention the "Hmm.. can't think of another rhyme there, so let's just put lots of HA HA HA HA HA HA" noises instead. Brilliant, eh? Maybe it's subliminal, and its the writers of the song (not these brain-dead bimbos, of course) laughing at the cross-eyed mouthbreathers who bought this junk. A sort of "ha ha, it's true, if we play this video on The Box often enough, you'll get brainwashed into buying it. And why's that? Because you're a MORON! HA HA HA HA HA!" It would score points with me if it were, anyway.

The Pussycat Dolls run of bad singles is on an impressive downward spiral, getting worse every time. "Dontcha" was rubbish, "Stickwitchu" was awful - this is borderline CRIMINAL. One can only shake their head at the people who buy this, who accept this as music. If you bought this you don't deserve to even own a computer to be reading this now. I wouldn't wipe my feet on you.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Goddamn I hate me some Pussycat Dolls. Sadly, I'm the only person I've met that feels that way. From seven-year-old girls to twenty-something men gay and straight alike, to middle-aged women everyone loves these glorified strippers. At least American Idol's winners are glorified karaoke singers, these hoes barely put in an effort to pretend to lip-sync. They make me long for the days of the Spice Girls, who at least put in SOME effort to their lip-syncing. Well, sometimes anyway. I've heard the PCD are going to star in a reality show where they will select the next member of their unholy hip-hop burlesque show. Prepare for the end, friends, the apocalypse is nigh.

Norman Bates said...

OK, I dont get it. Usually your pics have something to do with the chosen topic. But besides them both being horrific abomonations that target children, what do Pennywise the dancing clown and PCD have in common?

Or have I already answered my own question?

The Curmudgeon said...

Sigh - come on, Norma. Pennywise the Clown from IT. And what was one of his funniest lines...?

"BEEP BEEP RITCHIE!!!"

(Ding) Ah yes - the sound of a penny dropping.