Monday, July 17, 2006
Review 90: Khia - My Neck My Back
Yet another skank-anthem clogs up the charts.
God almighty, but The Curmudgeon shudders to imagine the kind of pond-life that bought THIS single, a dire attempt to be sexy and shocking, but resulting in something that's as erotic as waking up next to the corpse of the Notorious BIG.
So, we have all the right boxes ticked to get the scum to buy it - rude words, rude video - kerchiiing. Never mind that the song is tedious beyond belief, or that the singer looks like Bobby Brown on the single cover - listen! She's saying rude words! All the time! Buy, buy, buy!
It really is a sorry excuse for a song, and what the cretins that bought it don't realise is that the likes of, say, Prince, could knock out something far sexier as an afterthought. But all the stupid, easily pleased yo-yo knickered harlots bought this anyway because, once again - she says rude words! All the time!
Feeble.
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Hmmmm.. I don't think we got that one over here. I shudder to ask - what was the basic lyric to THAT one?
Prince said it best, man.
"This generation is in BIG trouble."
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