When I first opened the doors of The Fortress, I attempted to start a little segment called "Time Wasters, Please", a section where we can all put our funny links, pics and videos that we come across on the net. Now, this is when I didn't really know how this Blog site worked. I didn't know that, three or four threads later old "Time Wasters" was going to be buried quicker than a bunch of old Atari E.T games (look that one up).
So here's the deal; I'm not going to make the Time Wasters segments monthly or weekly or whatever - they'll just pop up whenever I have something worth showing you, or you guys have something worth showing everyone else. Just remember to use the hour glass logo above. Sound fair?
Now then, hot blonde fight-night. Ever wondered who'd win in a fight between Kelly Bundy from Married With Children and the bitchy sister (Laurie Fordman) from That 70's Show? If only they were wrestling in syrup or something. Right here
SUPERB advert from Japan. Why can't we have ads like this?
Speaking of him, go for it Big G!
Finally, I pinched this from www.dvd-swaps.co.uk (quite simply the best place to trade DVD's). I have two cats myself, and if I ever find myself getting sick of them for miaowing ALL OF THE TIME (for no reason! No reason at all!!!) then at least I don't own THIS cat..
That's all from me for now. Care to contribute anything, Dwellers?
4 comments:
Those T-shirts make NO sense. Really though, a picture of a bull with "I Love Houses." I don't get it.
Thank you for the chop stick game. I love that feeling of my blood pressure soaring through the roof.
That PC case is some seriously smart gear. They should make it that when you turn it off it makes that weird "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" noise, the little whimper and then finally falls off your desk. Probably would damage it in the long run, I suppose.
AWESOME Keifer footage there. Nice to see his wild and crazy days aren't too behind him. Glad to see he looks like a pretty cool guy as well.
That beat box guy should send that clip into a video dating agency. How many replies do you think he'd get?
"Limber" may well be the best thing posted to date in The Fortress Of Solitude. But who the hell censored the boobies?! Cue Jack's patented "DAMMIT!"
All good, Hacker. Keep 'em coming.
That is HILARIOUS. Tears were rolling down my cheeks reading that. Who IS that guy?
By the way, how sad is is that people now threaten you with reporting your ISP and lying about kiddie porn?
Hacker, I do believe that's the best stuff you've posted on here yet. That Noel Edmonds thing is an absolute classic - it's like a missing Ricky Gervais sketch.
Fantastic stuff. You are the Official Fortress Time Wasting Champ.
Oh, by the way, not that The Fortress believes in "rules" or anything, but it is damn near mandatory that every Fortress Dweller votes for David Hasslehoff to be number one. For 17 weeks.
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