Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Review 11: R Kelly - If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time



When you burn in Hell - THIS will be playing.

Everyone's favourite comedy kiddie-fiddler really pulled out all the stops on this single. This could well be the worst song ever written, a shameless rip-off of Unchained Melody, you wonder if maybe Kelly is taking the p**s, because it's SO bad, so cringe-worthy, you're half expecting it to turn up on the sequel to Team America.

But, no. He's being serious, and for every "Ooooooh" garbled sound effect he gives, every meaningful look he gives to the camera in the vomit-inducing video, you just know he's thinking "man, I gotta score me some jail-bait tonight".

Awful, awful, awful. Burn every copy you see.

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