Arggghhh, save us!
Quite what we did to deserve Dido is anyone's guess, but she certainly doesn't seem to be going anywhere, as housewives everywhere flock to buy every dull, inoffensive dirge she spews out.
What is this record like? I'd compare it to gruel, the slop served in Oliver. Or grey wallpaper in an old classroom. Or that brown wrapping paper you put parcels in. Bland, boring and very, very tedious. Perfect for a suicide attempt, but would you really want Dido to be the last thing you'd ever hear?
Exactly. No point buying this, then. Move along.
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