Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Review 7: Euphoria CD - The Very Best Of



A drug addicts dream.

God almighty, but dance music is an abomonation, is it not? Hate to get all holy on you here, but you sometimes listen to this crap and think "are we being punished?" If you bought and listened to THIS, then that answer is a OH YEAH! TESTIFY!

Dance music, then. Quite simply the worst form of music of all time. Not all, mind, there are exceptions, I'm referring to this sort of rubbish, the sort of thing that gets put on these tacky, worthless compilation records. "Euphoria", I ask you.

Don't buy this, don't even think about it. Buy something where, call me old fashioned, they play actual instruments and don't just rip the chorus from old 80's songs, which is what 90% of the garbage "dance music" is nowadays.

Would work wonders if you're a drug addict, mind. So if you're off your head on pills, put this on. Then down a bottle of whiskey. Then some bleach. Sorted!

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