Anti-Music.
The one thing Celine Dion has going for her, the one interesting thing, is the size of her neck. Have you SEEN it? Dear God, she's like some half giraffe-she-beast. Still, if they ever make another live action He-Man movie she'd be a shoe-in for Mechaneck. At least that would stop her from making music for a while.
Like the music on here, which is just painful, painful stuff. Ballad after ballad after ballad, and it sometimes sounds like she's singing out of her nose. Worse still is when she attempts a "pop" song, which is kind of the same as having hot nails stuck into your ear drums (and don't get me started on the video's when she tries to look "sexy", quite possibly the worst thing ever).
So who LIKES this woman, then? Who buys and enjoys Celine Dion records? That is something I just can't answer. My immediate answer is fat chicks (they buy all the rubbish, don't they?) Certainly not anyone with any taste, anyway.
The world does not need anymore Celine Dion records, and she certainly doesn't need anyone else buying them. So go buy some real music instead.
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