Worst. Album. Ever.
Jeez, where to start on THIS? Oh man, you won't believe your ears. Honestly. That noise of fingernails down a blackboard? It's like listening to Bach compared to this.
First off, an introduction to who these goofs are; G4, part of that reality TV show X Factor, the show watched by millions of unintelligent low-lives around the world. G4 are, ahem ahem, "Opera" singers, but get this - they sing songs people have heard of.
It's a simple recipe; take hits from credible artists (Bowie, Queen, Radiohead) but play only their biggest songs, so even the most musically ignorant housewife in the world will have heard of them, and sing them in really, really STUPID voices.
So, Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody (it HAD to be that song, didn't it? One that the stupid masses will recognise) now sounds like quite the worst thing you'll ever hear, sung by four morons who wouldn't know "harmony" if the Beach Boys came round and kicked their heads in. It's actually AMAZING how awful these idiots sound. Download one of their songs for a laugh (for free of course, don't even THINK about paying for this rubbish) and hear for yourself.
Words fail me to describe how hysterically bad it really is. But then it's a band made famous by reality television, the scum-magnet of the world. Want the half-wits and the drones to listen to your music? Play it on reality tv - instant hit.
What's good about people who buy reality tv records is their attention and loyalty span lasts approximitely one record, hence this will be the very last time these sorry, sorry fools and their pitiful "music" will be heard. Thank Heavens for small mercies.
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