Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Review 2: Axel F - Crazy Frog




The sound of a million morons enjoying themselves.

Dunno if you know this, but The Curmudgeon is from the UK. I'm unaware how popular this abomonation is over in the US, but over here the Crazy Frog is popular with The Scum like you wouldn't believe.

Who are The Scum? Oh, you know - the bandwagon jumping, mindless drones that only like things that are popular, that have only ever heard of a band if they've had a number one record, only heard of the biggest movies. They don't look for different, edgy or non-mainstream entertainment - they want unchallenging slop put on their lap.

A bit like this. It's a ringtone, made into a cut-and-paste dance tune (the Axel F theme). Bang - instant number one single thanks to The Scum.

So if you've bought this, or you're thinking of buying this - you know what that makes you? Say it with me, boys and girls - SCUM. So don't buy it. Don't have anything to do with this worthless, pointless fad. You'll sleep better for it.

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